Funny Wedding toast

Its better to start or end a speech with a one line funny toast. A few one line funny wedding toasts are.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

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"It's not too late to leave now (insert brides name) the gifts are refundable!"

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

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